Old lady banging striker, Wayne Rooney, has won a delicious award ahead of tonight's Premier League final, being named the most popular person to have on a shirt. As in loads of people get 'Rooney 10, on their football tops.
Some people might say its gay to want to have sex with David Beckham, and that's cool because I raise you this question: what's more gay? Going shopping for clothes or being pummelled by a chiseled sports star. Exactly.