Monday, 23 April 2012

Terry Connor is a sad potato

WOLVES ARE RELEGATED!  YAAAAAY!  Terry Connor is one of the most unfortunate men in football because he was essentially handed the wheel to a sinking ship, and had absolutely no chance whatsoever of looking even slightly good at any point of his time in charge.  He might not keep his job now!  sad potato

Terry Connor
a sad potato
Wolves had more chance of...... I dunno...... inventing another frisbee, but with wheels, that was super popular and everyone bought it and this one product brought about such financial changes in the club that they bought Latvia and just used it to like hang out and stuff, than they did of not being relegated.  I can't help but feel Mick McCarthy really dodged a bullet by being thrown off the side of the boat while it began to sink because he's been sitting on the shore drinking mojitos for the past 3 months while Connor had to help everyone throw coal into the engine furnace.  That's a thing, right?  An engine furnace?

Connor now has to be evaluated at the end of the season along with the playing squad to see who keeps their jobs, and that meeting will definitely go well.  As long as you don't hear any gun shots they might still be playing next year but poor Terry Connor's reputation disappeared the minute Wolves upper management realised that they didn't have anyone else's phone number except Mick McCarthy.

Brannigan: "Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with his ship."
Kif: "Why that's surprisingly noble of you, sir."
Brannigan: "No. It's noble of you, Kif! As of now, you're in command."
Kif: *sigh*
Brannigan: "Congratulations, captain!"