Virgin Trains decided to play a game against a team of Spurs legends the other day and did really well, by only conceding 19 goals.
England's forgotten man, Darren Anderton, played in the side along with Clive Wilson and David Howells and who would have thought that a team of ex-professionals would do so well against people who work on a train. The only people I ever see working on those things are people too stupid to get in the army, men whose careers have failed, and fat girls, so it's not exactly a surprise they lost. It's a lot like the actual Spurs team. Zing! No wait a minute, Spurs are quite good now so that doesn't really work. I think I've lost my powers :-/