Southampton won promotion to the Premier League this weekend, meaning that Matt Le Tissier can finally start scoring amazing goals again.
If like me, you preferred the Premier League when Sheffield Wednesday, Southampton and Leeds were around and not shitty Stoke and Wolves, you will be delighted at the news. All we need now is Benito Carbone and Paolo Wanchope to start playing again and I can go back to living in the 90s as a child when everything was so much easier. There was no war or famine, and I was allowed to wear pyjamas at most times of day without being scowled upon by people at parties. I say parties, but I really do think funerals should count too. It's what your dead relative would have wanted!