Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Samir Nasri makes £10k bet with Piers Morgan

Man City lesbian Samir Nasri got so angry on Twitter the other day that he bet Piers Morgan £10,000 that his new club would win a trophy before Arsenal.

I cannot stand Piers Morgan for any length of time over about 20 seconds but his wind up powers on Twitter are exceptional.  Rather than doing something worthwhile with his time, the talk show host sits and tries to make footballers really angry by taunting them.  It's basically exactly what we do on Twitter from time to time, except they actually reply to Piers even though he knows even less about football than we do, if you can believe that.  It's like if a woman tried to taunt Nigel Mansell about parking his car.  Or if a woman tried to taunt any man about parking a car.  What I'm trying to say is that women aren't very good at parking.  But I would still have sex with most of you.  You're welcome.