Neil Warnock is a pioneer of a football manager and his latest incredibly innovative team building exercise was taking his Leeds side to Flamingo Land, a theme park with roller coasters and stuff.
I like to think of Warnock as the protagonist in a sitcom that keeps inadvertently getting himself in trouble. In this latest episode he forgot that his wife told him to take her nerdy brother to a theme park like he promised but he also had to prepare his team for the big match! Then he spends the next 8 hours trying to pretend that somehow playing with animals in the petting zoo is an analogy for looking after the ball like it were a pet and then his brother in law falls in the swimming pool and is eaten by the killer whale. I don't think they have a killer whale in Flamingo Land but if they did that's what would have happened. So are you happy now? A man died in there today. A man died because of a killer whale. Oh the humanity! Or the manatee. I don't think a manatee could kill someone. Maybe if you dropped it from a height, but I'm not sure that's really the kind of thing you should be doing with a sea creature.