Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Kyle Lafferty is suspended

Cheating mink Kyle Lafferty might look like he was conceived in the worst nightclub of all time, but he's also been suspended by Rangers for not turning up to training.  Delicious!

24 year old Lafferty failed to report for work over the weekend and has since been suspended for two weeks by Ally McCoist.  It's quite likely he's slightly annoyed about having to take a 75% pay cut as part of Rangers' administration efforts but that's no excuse to not turn up for work.  A much better excuse is 'I have a strange rash on my penis' because they let you do whatever you want with that one.  I should remember that next time I want to skive.