Thursday, 5 April 2012

Jesus walks! By Jesus I mean Muamba

Fabrice Muamba has taken his first steps since his massive heart attack that killed him for a bit. Miracle? Science? Who cares, he's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!


As we all know Muamba died for like 78 minutes, which is almost 4 episodes of the Simpsons. The 23 year-old has continued his remarkable recovery and is now walking. It's almost Easter so perhaps this is a fitting tribute to Jesus? 

My memory of the Easter stuff is quite hazy but as far as I know Jesus died and was put into a bear's cave. A giant bunny came along and used his powerful legs to kick a big rock out of the way that was blocking the entrance to the cave. A curious chicken was nearby and came over to ask what was happening, "I'm just moving this here rock so  Jesus can escape after his Dad brings him back life". "Oh right, do you think he would like an egg?" said the chicken. "Probably, but he's going to need some sugar as well so perhaps cover the egg in chocolate first and draw a face on it so he has something to laugh at. He will need a good laugh after all that crucifying he endured." God resurrected Jesus, he ate the egg and off he scampered. There you have it ladies gentleman, the story of Easter. 

Oh and Muamba is still in intensive care but is progressing daily. I love a happy ending.