Roberto Mancini told the press earlier this week that he's not sure how much longer he can control himself from punching Balotelli in the head but that's OK because the Italian striker might move. To his boyhood club!
Inter have refused to rule out a move for their prodigal son having been asked the question during a pre-match press conference. Balotelli cost City £24million a couple of years ago and has paid them back with several important goals, helping the side lift the FA Cup for the first time in a 1000 years or something like that. The true value of his transfer cannot be measured against the unlimited number of made up stories about him, for surely comedy has no limit to its monetary value. Why only this morning I saw him riding a tiger to the newsagents to buy an irn bru bar and some space raiders but actually I didn't. Did you see what I did there? I made something up and it was easy..... too easy, in fact...... SOMEONE GET ME THE PRESIDENT