Someone was interviewing Bale somewhere, let's say it was at Lazer Quest for argument's sake, and he said this, which I then borrowed from the Metro:
So there you have it, proof that one of the Premiership's best players would also like to play for one of the best teams in the entire world. Shocking. I was so surprised by the news that I stared so hard at my screen that I got transported inside fucking Tron. So thanks for that Gareth Bale. Now I'm stuck in Tron.