Taking to Twitter this morning, the 22 year old wrote (in Portuguese):
Today I say goodbye to Santos' fans with a broken heart. Thank you for all! Good Sunday everyoneBut then five minutes later, the mother fucker said:
April Fools' Day! A blessed day to you with a great victory from Santos later today!!!WOH! Jeeez louise, man. I'm just glad Muamba didn't read this because the shock of that one might have finished him off. It reminds me of the time that my girlfriend pranked me by saying "JJ, I'm leaving you and I'm never coming back to the house. You never listen to anything I say and I don't want to be with someone who doesn't care about me". Ha ha, good one darling!
Thinking about it, that was actually quite a long time ago now. It might even have been around about this time last year......... I should probably phone her and find out where she is. Not now obviously, Futurama is on TV. Later.