Salomon Kalou played with Kuyt at Feyenoord and has been quoted as saying that the Dutch international is bored of being left out of a team that Charlie Adam starts in and Andy Carroll has something to do with, and so the land of tulips and drugs would make him a happier chap. He told someone:
It sounds like a really weird version of Thelma and Louise to me, but as long as they have each other their friendship and homoerotic undertones will overcome any obstacle. Except for the one where they don't get picked for the team. Even driving a car over a cliff won't change some managers' minds, especially if they don't know you've already done it and if it wasn't their car. In all fairness, I can't be expected to remember every license plate to every car that I relocate to the bottom of the ocean. I'm running a business here - not a memory club!
Dirk told me he wants to return now. [he] said to me that I also must come, that we both have to return to Feyenoord.