The sometimes clown sidekick was taken off during Chelsea's 4-2 victory over Aston Villa because his ligaments hurt or something like that. Di Matteo said:
We'll have to wait for 48 hours to asses David LuizFUCKING HELL WHAT A STORY. This is the kind of journalism that is sure to land me in the big time and then I can hang around celebrities and go to glamorous parties until the day I can finally afford to go to rehab. Normal rehab isn't quite so glamorous, it's full of minks and all the people don't have teeth. Can I borrow a fiver please?