Tuesday, 24 April 2012

David Luiz has a nice cake

Chelsea defender David Luiz received the greatest birthday cake of all time from his chum, Juan Mata.  I like it most because it has someone from The Simpsons on it.


The afro haired Brazilian has been an integral part of Chelsea's campaign this year and will surely be hoping that Barcelona decide not to turn up tonight in order that he can grace this year's final with his presence.  This might be because presence sounds a lot like presents, and everyone likes presents.  This subtle word difference is just one of the many reasons that I don't like it when priests perform exorcisms on my house.  If I was invited round to your house, felt 'your presents' and then started throwing water all over the house you'd be annoyed, and if you replaced the word 'water' with 'irn bru', the word 'presents' with 'wife's tits' and 'invited' with 'broke in' you'd probably understand why I wasn't a very good priest.