Tuesday, 3 April 2012

David de Gea is good now

David de Gea pulled off a string of pretty great saves last night to pretty much win United the title again and SAF has been praising the Spanish keeper.

Ferguson hailed the goalie's magnificent improvement over the last few months and applauded the fact that he's been going to the gym in order to bulk up. The last time de Gea played Blackburn he was dropped for 4 games in order to make him wise up, and look at the good its done. SAF is so wise. The half man half llama has finally started to justify some of the money spent on him and even given Kenny Dalglish an idea on how to improve Andy Carroll, which is getting him pissed and sending him on a boat into the middle of the ocean to live off the fish he can catch, battling monsters, adversity and his own sense of direction to get home. Or in other words, Friday night in Newcastle! Waaaaaaaaaaaaay.

That was an easy joke.