Their team mascot 'Emma the weird looking bee thing' celebrated prematurely only a few weeks ago by urinating all over the Bayern Munich bus when the title rivals met. Dortmund were victorious on that occasion and then beat Monchengladbach 2-0 on Saturday to confirm their place as champions, further highlighting their dominance in the German league. To be honest, I have no idea if Dortmund really were good this year and I'm not even sure monchengladbach is a real place. It could very easily have been the result of a reporter having a heart attack and landing on their keyboard, their last hand action being to accidentally hit 'publish' before having a chance to finish spell-checking.
In other news, we should all learn to fight giant gender confused bees incase that ever becomes a thing. You can't be too prepared.
