Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Borussia Dortmund win the Bundesliga

Over in Germany things have gone from great to really great for Borussia Dortmund, who have just won the Bundesliga for the second year in a row.

Their team mascot 'Emma the weird looking bee thing' celebrated prematurely only a few weeks ago by urinating all over the Bayern Munich bus when the title rivals met.  Dortmund were victorious on that occasion and then beat Monchengladbach 2-0 on Saturday to confirm their place as champions, further highlighting their dominance in the German league.  To be honest, I have no idea if Dortmund really were good this year and I'm not even sure monchengladbach is a real place.  It could very easily have been the result of a reporter having a heart attack and landing on their keyboard, their last hand action being to accidentally hit 'publish' before having a chance to finish spell-checking.

In other news, we should all learn to fight giant gender confused bees incase that ever becomes a thing.  You can't be too prepared.