Some Arsenal players are in a new advert for a car, and in it they do ballet. And now here's some free advertising for Citroen:
In the video Alex Song, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, the goalkeeper whose name is hard to spell and Bacary Sagna all dance with some pretty hot ballerinas and Martin Keown pretends to play the piano. No-one has sex, there are no explosions and absolutely no-one dies. It's about as normal a car advert as you ever get, in that it has absolutely nothing to do with the car and I still don't want to buy it. I don't understand why I'm supposed to go and buy that car now because all I feel is slight confusion and absolute apathy. If that's what you wanted Citroen, then that's what you've achieved - I am completely unaffected by your subliminal advertising messages I MUST KILL THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND so I think I will just keep using public transport from now on.