Thursday, 12 April 2012

Abramovich wants to buy everyone

Roman Abramovich has been working on a secret dossier for months now, compiling a list of players he wants to sign for Chelsea in the summer.  It's basically a Football Manager shortlist if you are 5 years old.

According to the Mirror, Chelsea will tell whoever happens to be in charge on that day that they can buy whoever they want from a list that includes players like Luka Modric, Mario Gotze, Hulk, Eden Hazard etc.  I'm not quite sure how this fits in with UEFA's financial fair play policy but I'm not sure that really matters anymore since they sound like that supply teacher no one listens to and then locks in the cupboard.  On an unrelated note, humans can probably survive in a cupboard longer than 10 years can't they?