Friday, 23 March 2012

Wheel Power FC win a game 58-0

Believe it or not, it's not only superstar playboys that spend their time playing football - normal people like you and me do sometimes as well.  Well, like me.  I have no idea what you do in your spare time you pervert.  For that matter, count me out of this as well.

'Wheel Power FC', which is a real team apparently, beat fellow amateur rivals Nova 2010 FC by 58 goals to nil.  That means they won 58-0.  The two sides play in the Torbay Sunday League so don't worry if you haven't heard of them because neither have we. It's basically like if the team your Dad plays for absolutely destroyed your workmate's friend's team and then all the newspapers heard about it. 

When I was younger I used to play for an under 14s side that would regularly lose 12-0 and 15-0, probably because of a lack of tactical awareness on behalf of our manager.  Yes, that must be why.  And then my knee got injured so my dream of being pro never came to fruition, and the rest of the players in the side discovered inbreeding and learnt the art of story telling as a way to pass the time.  "I was out last saturday and oh it was mental like" "why" "well we had like 7 vodka cokes, and then a voddy lemonade.... Aye, all doubles like"

Why is everyone like that called Dazza or Gaz?  Why would you call a new born child 'Barry'?  I honestly think you might as well call it 'cloth beast' or something like that.  That would be a good name for a human.  I look forward to procreating.