Friday, 9 March 2012

Toronto fans attack our nation's Prince

David Beckham was the victim of a horrific assault by the Toronto FC fans. They actually thew a beer can at our proud lion. I need a minute to get myself together, this has really upset me.


Look at his little face. You can see he's thinking "I'm David Beckham, how could you do this to me?". LA Galaxy were playing Toronto in the CONCACAF Champions League quarter-final clash, when the incident happened. I have no idea what that is.

Toronto are known for having the best (only) fans in the MLS. Every time Beckham went over to take a corner, the devils threw streamers at him and one even had the audacity to throw a beer can at our David. Won't somebody think of the children? Somebody did,
"The majority were here to enjoy the spectacle. It’s a shame some people spoiled it. It’s disappointing kids see it … but it was a great atmosphere."
A lesser man would crumple under a shower of hatred and missiles but not our hero D-Beck. Trailing 2-0 down, the Galaxy players looked around to see who could save them. Of course only one man could. I mean some other guy scored to make it 2-1 but what's his name? Mike Magee, who? Anyway, at 2-1 standing on the corner flag like a chiseled Greek God, a streamer was thrown from the crowd and wrapped around David to form a fashionable sash. He whipped in a corner kick that was met by Landon Donovan to put away and make it 2-2 in the 89th minute.


Is there anything Beckham can't do? He can even cheat on his wife and the mother of his children and receive no negative press whatsoever. What a man.