In news that makes me feel sad, Stiliyan Petrov has been diagnosed with acute leukaemia. Which really, really sucks.
After Aston Villa's 3-0 loss to Arsenal, the Bulgarian midfielder reported he had a fever and after several tests in a hospital he was diagnosed as having cancer. Regardless of the person, cancer is just the worst, and I really, really like Stiliyan Petrov so this is just awful times 4billion. We all hope he'll survive and I'm sure he will, because the saying that 'the good always die young' doesn't make sense when you remember that Patrick Moore is still alive. If his giant, disembodied cyborg head isnt evil then I don't know what is. We need to harness his power of immortality before he gets back in his spaceship to the demon land he came from. Also I'd like to know how to beat the last boss in Zelda again please.