Saturday, 31 March 2012

Sergio Aguero has a stupid injury

Sergio Aguero is pretty important to Man City and that's why Roberto Mancini is so annoyed that his star forward has done something that has made his foot injured.


Mancini refused to elaborate on why the Argentinian is unavailable for City's next match, and just what vile sex game it was that caused his foot to set on fire, as I assume it did, will remain a mystery FOREVER.  If only Man City had any other strikers to call upon like Bobby Zamora or Julian Joachim they might have been OK, but unfortunately they will have to make do with Carlos Tevez, Edin Dzeko and Mario Balotelli.  If only they prayed to Jesus, perhaps they would have more luck but until then I guess they'll just have to deal with a selection of players who cost more than it did to rebuild Haiti.

In other news, I wish Groupon would fuck off