Thursday, 22 March 2012

Sepp Blatter hates match fixing

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has taken time out of his busy schedule to pay an important business trip to Turkey, where is trying to fight the "scourge" of match fixing ruining football throughout their land.


Turkish side Fenerbahce were withdrawn from the Champions League due to match-fixing allegations earlier this year and offered to be relegated as a way of saying sorry for their misdoings.  This isn't enough to appease the insatiable righteous appetite of Mr Blatter and he has come to restore order to 'those people' since they can't be trusted to themselves.  He told a conference in Istanbul:
"Fifa, Uefa and all the other confederations are not responsible for all the evils besetting our world but we must see to it that we stay alert."
And then Stone Cold Steve Austin ran on and gave him a steel chair across the back.  OH MY GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.  It all kicked off after that sports fans but if you want to know more you'll have to watch out for Wrestlemania 89893737373: Blatter Bites Back.  You just know that under that shirt and tie waits the body of a champion.  A champion racist?  That's not for me to say.  How dare you be so libellous on my site, on this, the day of my daughter's wedding?!