Thursday, 22 March 2012

Real Madrid are building a holiday resort

Real Madrid are building a $1billion holiday resort in the United Arab Emirates.  You better start saving your pennies!  It probably won't be cheap to go there.


I think that picture is actually of Hogwarts castle in Florida but regardless I think that's what it should like anyway.  On either side of those raised totem things I think Khedira and Marcelo should sit, welcoming guests with a complimentary basket of fruit, which you will eat an orange out of because it's so exotic and you're on holiday! but then you never actually eat the rest of the fruit and just sits there like a healthy ornament.  You'll still buy more fruit the next week though because you're "going to get in shape" and go to that gym that you can't remember where it is.  From the Guardian:
A presentation at the Bernabeu showed plans for sports facilities, a marina, luxury hotels and villas, an amusement park, a club museum and a futuristic 10,000-seat stadium with one side open to the sea.
"It is a decisive and strategic step that will strengthen our institution in the Middle East and Asia," said Real president Florentino Perez.
The barman is said to be Sergio Ramos since he's always there to listen to your problems and we will learn in later seasons that the coffee house everyone visits actually used to be a bar.  And that Mourinho tried to have sex with Benzema on the pool table there.  Wait, I think I've got something confused here.  I need to read these stories before I start writing them.