Sunday, 11 March 2012

Rangers attracting "global attention"

Rangers could be saved! Former director and head of the "Blue Knights" Paul Murray, has declared that Rangers have attracted potential buyers from all over the world. Just don't ask him who they are because he won't tell you. Probably because they don't exist.

Administrator Paul Clark has said that potential buyers need to "put up or shut up". He definitely didn't say that but that's what I think he means. The Blue Knights say everything's cool and there will be serious bidders by the end of the week but the deadline is March the 16th. Don't be surprised if you don't hear anything in the papers because these potential buyers "aren't media friendly".

The Blue Knights remind me of the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail in that they are delusional and don't believe nor understand that they are completely goosed.

Arthur: You are indeed brave Sir Knight but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

The imaginary rich men come from America and the far East because that's where rich people come from. I'm too simple and lazy to really understand what's happening at Rangers so if someone could make me a bullet point list that would really help. What are the chances of a new Rangers being formed? One that isn't founded on religion and doesn't accept sectarianism of any kind? I already know the answer but it's nice to dream.