Monday, 12 March 2012

Neil Lennon hates the media

Neil Lennon is absolutely furious with certain members of the Scottish press who have been trying to ask him questions that could cause controversy, and Neil Lennon hates controversy!  I've never seen or read about him doing anything inflammatory.  Ever.


Basically what's happening here is that newspapers and tv reporters are trying to get comments from Celtic on the whole "Rangers are melting" fiasco in order to make people read their publications.  It is a symbiotic relationship whereupon without newspapers and tv channels the club would have nowhere near the international fame they do and therefore much of their revenue stream, but without the club the newspapers would have to write articles about...... I dunno...... well.... I mean maybe they could write about other teams in Scotland I guess.  Not that much though, no-one outside of Glasgow can even read so why would anyone want to read about another club?
"There's a lot of muckraking going on between some hacks," said Lennon.
"There's going to be a lot of media outlets disappointed, because me and the players are not going to be speaking to you."
"They keep throwing things in our face and keep trying to make confrontations with people that aren't there.
"So, enough is enough - they've not done me any favours over the piece.
"I'm angry, but I'll deal with it in my own way." 
Take that media circus!  Celtic don't need your meddlesome hands and prying questions and besides, they'll never reveal anything!  Never I tells ya.  And that guy Neil Lennon, see, he's gonna deal with it in his own way, seeeeeee, and he'll never tell you what he's up to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!

I think what I'm trying to say here is that Neil Lennon is a penis.