Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Muamba "was dead for 78 minutes"

Bolton Wanderer's club doctor has, in an interview, admitted that Fabrice Muamba was effectively dead for 78 minutes following his recent on-pitch heart attack.

The BBC just broke this story so forgive me if the details are a little.... non existent, but Dr Tobin has expressed how delighted he is with the player's recovery thus far:
We were fearing the worse and didn't think we'd get the recovery we had. It's incredible.
"It is still very, very early days but to see the improvements we have is a testament to everybody involved.
If eventually Muamba does become well enough to play professional football for Bolton again, I suppose this would technically make him the first zombie player in the Premier League, which is probably cheating.  Or maybe it's a disadvantage.  Wait, which ones are werewolves again?