Monday, 12 March 2012

Man Utd want Eden Hazard so bad

Alex Ferguson works like a mother fucker and flew across the channel to watch Eden Hazard play for Lille.  He flew on a helicopter or plane, he didn't just takeoff like Superman.  Although I haven't seen any pictures of his travel yet.... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN


Just hours before United's victory over West Brom SAF went on a scouting visit to see Lyon vs Lille and get this: he yawned during the first half!  HAHAHAHA OMG the internet is so funny.

Hazard could honestly be a child prostitute murderer for all I know about him, but because I read about him on a daily basis I assume he's absolutely incredible.  He has a lego set that when you look for the piece you need you just actually find it rather than having to choose another sort of brick instead, but then you find the little red light you were looking for earlier anyway so you can still complete your spaceship.  Powerful stuff indeed.