Wednesday, 14 March 2012

John Terry: Captain, Manager, Penis

John Terry was in the news this week making sure everyone knew that there was no such thing as player power.  And then he started being a manager from the sidelines during his team's win over Napoli!  Yaaaaay


Chelsea royally pumped Napoli 4-1 in the end after extra time and this pushed the richest part of London into the quarter finals.  The Blues have now won three games in a row since getting rid of AVB and this is definitely because he was getting all his tactics wrong, not because the players are all gigantic cunts and have started trying.  The only thing larger than John Terry's self worth is Frank Lampard's enormous belly and the only thing that has less of a running life than Villas-Boas' tenure at Chelsea is the length of time I can keep trying to rescue posts by pointing out that Frank Lampard is slightly fat.