Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Houston Dynamo player calls ball boy a f*gg*t

MLS team Houston Dynamo were playing Seattle Sounders on Friday and they won the game 2-0.  One of the ballboys didn't throw a ball to midfielder Colin Clark how he'd like, so he responded in the only appropriate way, by shouting "fucking faggot" at him.

After the incident the midfielder issued an apology on Twitter:
“I’d like to offer a sincere apology to everyone who watched the game, especially the ball boy for whom I used awful language toward.
“I didn’t mean to disrespect anyone and am sorry for letting my emotions get the best of me. It’s not who I am and it won’t happen again.”
This of course makes everything OK so no-one has to worry about anything.  UH OH!  Here comes the MLS who have announced that they are aware of the incident and will punish him appropriately, which I assume will be putting him in a room and then shouting insults at him to see how he likes it.  "Penis face" and "vagina face" they will say, which I don't think will make anything better.  I think they should just stop getting grown men to stop calling children faggots, but then again that might actually just be too difficult.  It's one of the main reasons I'm not allowed near schools after all.

Also, ball boy sounds like the worst super hero ever.  Like he'd just turn up to a burning building and fondle himself.

Co-incidentally that's the other main reason I'm not allowed near schools.