Sidelined by two broken legs in the last three years (a statistic I may have made up), Ben Arfa hasn't had the best of times since his move to Newcastle United. If there's one thing worse than having your legs broken it's losing your place in the starting 11 to a space alien, and as hard as Gabriel Obertan tries, no man should suffer that embarrassment. I think if or when Obertan eventually scores a hattrick for Newcastle he's going to be immediately beamed up to the mothership from the middle of the pitch. It's either that or he'll return to the underground cave that he might also live in. Anyway, Ben Arfa said:
Ben Arfa is one of the most frustrating players to watch ever. While he can quite comfortably tear a team apart when he wants to, the problem is that he always wants to. There is nothing else he wants to do in life except dribble around absolutely everyone, which is exactly the reason we had my Uncle Dave put down. It's legal if they ruin your new sofa. I think. My lawyer isn't very good to be honest, so that could be wrong.