The Sunderland striker was torn because playing for England has been a life long dream and he figured he might never get the chance again, what with his country having an abundance of great strikers like Wayne Rooney, and...... Darren Bent, I guess. Welbeck? Hmmmm. Anyway, he told the Mirror:
If there's one I thing I know about raising a child, it's that things their parents do don't have any real effect on how they turn out, so Fraizer should probably just chill out. My parents left me to grow up in the shed outside when they went to parties but it's had no impact on me at all. Now if you don't mind, I'm quite busy trying to stick this broom up my own anus but you should be able to see it on red tube later. At least they pay attention to me there!