Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Fabio Coentrao has birthday cigarette, is dropped

Top flight footballers are some of the fittest athletes in the world and are paid accordingly.  This is why their managers don't like it when they do things like murder people or smoke cigarettes.

Mourinho dropped the midfielder following the release of this picture from wherever it came from.  Ronaldoweb.net or something like that appears to be the source, but regardless, role models for children shouldn't be seen smoking because they'll realise how cool it looks.  He told ESPN:
"It was my birthday and it was an occasional thing," Coentrao told Record. "I am very disappointed with what has been written in the press because no one can say anything bad about me.
"I am an excellent professional, I have always given everything for the clubs I have represented and it is not fair to put everything in doubt because of one isolated act."
Smoking is only cool if Al Pacino or Zinedine Zidane do it, everyone else just looks like gross.  Forget Coentrao, think of the irreparable damage his smoke is doing to Ronaldo!  That guy's worth like £80billion - it's like putting Irn Bru in a Ferrari instead of petrol.  I wonder if you put Lucozade in a car if it would have more energy and last longer?

It turns out no is the answer to that question.  If you own that Ford Focus across the street I have no idea why it's on fire right now.