Saturday, 10 March 2012

Cristiano Ronaldo's car breaks down

Cristiano Ronaldo owns a Lamborghini and it broke down in Madrid, so he had it towed.  Did I mention it's a black Lamborghini?  Cos it is.

I don't get people that buy these cars - that looks like the fucking Batmobile.   You are not Batman, no matter how much you want to be, Ronaldo.  Can't you just be happy being Ronaldo?  It's almost as good as being Batman.  Also, why buy a car that can go at 400 miles an hour and then drive it around crowded roads in one of the busiest cities in the world?  I'm not saying you should buy a Smartcar or anything, I just don't really get it.

Anyway, Ronaldo's car broke down so he parked it where it is in that picture and then he went to Pepe's 29th birthday party, where I assume the rest of the squad just watched him burn things in his backyard.

This story reminds me of that time I went to Edinburgh Dungeons, because it was also shit.