Sunday, 25 March 2012

Cristiano Ronaldo is a record breaker

Cristiano Ronaldo has become the fastest player to reach 100 La Liga goals, doing so in 92 games.  But he's still not as good as Messi and this will haunt him forever, like the ghost of my evil dog. "But I thought you never had a dog" I hear you say. Exactly.

When someone as good as Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid, it's a bit like playing Be A Pro on the easiest difficulty setting - it's basically cheating.  The next step to prove his worth is to move to Aberdeen and see if he can do the same thing in Scotland.  Only a real champion could do it at Aberdeen, and for free as well, to prove he loves the game - not because they couldn't afford him of course.  But I bet those football superstars like Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Dani Alves and van Persie are just too scared to try, and just care too much about money.  You've forgotten who you are, man.  You've changed!

If this works, I'll give whoever drives them to Pittodrie a hand job.