Friday, 23 March 2012

Alex Ferguson is playing mind games

Manchester City youth development person, Patrick Vieira, criticised Manchester United this week for bringing back Paul Scholes from the dead, siting the fact that the genie clearly said this was not one of the things he was allowed to do.  SAF ain't playing no mind games, man.

(c) Scott Baxter
Upon hearing the criticism of his side, the Scots manager laughed and said "If it's desperation bringing back the best midfielder in Britain for the last 20 years then I think we can accept that," and then stared straight at the camera and started going 'oyyyyyymmmm ommmmmmm oyyyyym eeee ommmmmm', similar in sound to a didgereedoo.  It was entrancing and sensual, but while we were distracted by SAF's crab-like side to side movements as he performed the chant, in deepest darkest Peru, an entire tribe stood up instantly and with arms raised in front, marched towards the helicopter that would take them to the secret volcano entrance of Ferguson's evil mind lair.  And then something else happened.  What the fuck am I talking about.