I don't know if any of you were aware but there was this really important football tournament going on down in Africa recently. It finished yesterday when Zambia beat the Ivory Coast on penalties and they were really happy and Ivory Coast players were sad.
Zambia won the trophy, dedicated it to some Zambians who died in a plane crash in 1993 and Kolo Toure missed a penalty because he was too busy thinking about all the cheeseburgers he can eat when he gets back to England. I also think it's great to see a whole bunch of black people carrying a white man out of a stadium because history has shown us that that has never happened before. We're making progress, people!