Thursday, 23 February 2012

West Ham are optimistic

West Ham United have revealed that they got a little bit confused between Career Mode on FIFA and real life by trying to sign Fernando Torres and Carlos Tevez in the January transfer window.  Worth a try I guess.

Co-chairman David Gold has confirmed that the club failed with the two audacious loan signings but that he was really excited for the 2 or 3 hours that the pills he was on actually worked.  When reality set back in he realised that in actual fact they'd signed Nicky Maynard and Ricardo Vaz Te, who both sound like over expensive sandwiches.  This reminds me of the time that I thought I was going out with the hottest girl in school but then it turned out that actually a court injunction doesn't count as a date, and hiding up trees isn't as romantic as I thought it might be.  I'll always have those letters though, they can't take those away from me.