Monday, 20 February 2012

TWITTER WARS! Piers Morgan vs Emmanuel Frimpong and Gary Lineker

Piers Morgan is an insufferable cock at the best of times but now he's started trying to let everyone know that he's once been to some football games, I honestly might punch my own face to numb my brain's pain.  I could just stop reading I guess.  Anyway, Gary Linker PWND him the other night:


That exchange is absolutely perfect.  Morgan didn't reply.  Defeated, he moved on to easier territory and take on the might of Emmanuel Frimpong, in what seems like the weirdest pokemon game ever played - he only needs to collect a Martin Skrtel next and then his Sammy Eto'o will evolve into Carlton from Fresh Prince!  This is a tough read, but worth it:   (stolen from 2pacalypse now @F365)
Piers Morgan:
Let me spell it out for the few blinkered #Arsenal fans still giving me grief: without @Persie_Official 's goals, we'd be 15th in the Prem.

Piers Morgan:
And if we don't qualify for CL, as seems likely right now, then Van Persie will leave. Fact. And then what?

Piers Morgan:
New manager now can give the team the kick up the ass it needs, get 4th place, keep Van Persie and rebuild for the future.

Piers Morgan:
Better Wenger leaves now, while we all still love and respect him, than watch this horrible deterioration get worse and worse.

Emmanuel Frimpong:
Stop chatting soo much rubbish you. U know nothing about football u sit behind ur laptop and just talk utter rubbish.

Piers Morgan:
Oh really Mr Frimpong? Well truth hurts, sunshine. And I'm not afraid to tell it. (you can't even get in THIS Arsenal team)

Emmanuel Frimpong:
Just don't bring ur ugly face to the Emirates cus we as Arsenal are sick and tired of ur abuse towards players and coach. We don't need ur support. You're better off reading a script, leave the football to ppl that know about it. Wasteman.

Piers Morgan:
Pipe down Junior, and go to bed. I've been following Arsenal for 42 years - twice as long than you've been born.

Emmanuel Frimpong:
It still amazes me u call urself a fan. A fan don't doesn't do the things u do. The fans are the ppl that travels thousands of miles every weekend to support their team fans are the 60,000 ppl we have every saturday. Fans don't turn their back on their team. So yes piers u ain't a fan u just some big old school bully that has too much time on twitter now u go bed wake up early 2 read.

Piers Morgan:
Big words, big guy. I suggest you focus on improving your game - rather than abusing loyal fans. Most of whom agree with me.

Piers Morgan:
I actually like Frimpong and his passion - but his youthful arrogance and complacency sums up Arsenal 's malaise.

Emmanuel Frimpong:
Loyal?? Well in football u have bad and good times the LOYAL fans are the one that remember the Good times and wait for more.

Piers Morgan:
I've followed Arsenal for 42 years and own 4 season tickets. That entitles me to an opinion. Which is: we need a new manager. You're so loyal to Arsenal you went to Wolves. So put a DEEENNCH in it and stop pandering to the blinkered minority.

Emmanuel Frimpong:
When was ur last game at the Emirates? Instead of the Internet. What have u ever done for Arsenal in 42 years? Nothing. You're entitled to your opinion, of course you are, but there are ways of doing it and tellin ur 2million followers rubbish we don't need ain't class.

Piers Morgan:
I've supported them. Nothing more, nothing less. And I want us to be competitive again, not perennial losers. You started this by abusing a diehard fan who cares about his team. That demeans you Emmanuel, and I thought better of you. I genuinely believe it's time Arsene moved on, and we had fresh blood as manager. I am not alone.
TL;DR version:

Piers Morgan winds up Frimpong about being too shit to get in the Arsenal first team and having to move to Wolves, Frimpong gets really annoyed because this is partly true and then berates Morgan for being a plastic fan, which he is.

Piers Morgan also claims to be a 'die hard' fan of the gunners and offers his opinions on the beautiful game most days now, despite knowing even less than either of us at FitbaThatba.  The one part I will give him some credit for is this line:

I actually like Frimpong and his passion - but his youthful arrogance and complacency sums up Arsenal 's malaise.

because it's completely right.

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