|from the telegraph|
Also Jens Lehmann will open a series of hotdog stands around the country, except instead of paying with money, you have to score a penalty against him. Except you never can! And then no-one gets to eat hotdogs mwa ha ha ha Jens Lehmann's evil hotdog stand will leave the potential taste of hotdogs in your mouth forever because unless you can score a penalty against him you can't buy them.
I've heard the hotdogs are actually pretty good as well, so you should just think about that for a while.