Friday, 3 February 2012

Tevez might go to Russia now

Carlos Tevez didn't move anywhere in the european transfer window because no-one would pay enough for him, seeing as he's a money grabbing whore.  Russia AHOY!

Everyone's favourite millionaire makers, Anzhi Makhachkala are reportedly lining up a loan move for the forward so that he doesn't get mouldy from sitting in the Man City reserves.  Tevez maintains that he's done nothing wrong but since everyone is past the point of caring now, I think a move to Russia would be good.  As far as I know there's nothing to do there except drink and kill people, so we could stick Tevez in like a little Russian hut in the mountains and he'd actually be a hill-creature, as opposed to just looking like one.  I'm solving all the world's problems, one at a time.