Newcastle signed this French guy in the summer and then he got injured. It's going well!
Before moving to the Toon Army, Marveaux actually successfully failed a medical for a potential transfer to Liverpool. The left sided midfielder struggled to get into the first team following his signing and now it looks like injuries are going to see him miss the rest of the season, which is a shame, but at least he gets his name in the news. 'Cause otherwise there's a genuine chance Alan Pardew might forget that he's there, like when you buy a Wispa and leave it in your bag, but then later on you think 'aw man I could really use some chocolate right now' but you don't have any, and then you get home and open your bag and see the Wispa and go "arghhghg that's so annoying, I could have had a Wispa earlier".
My life is very exciting.