Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Rangers players are scared

Rangers players have been seeking advice from the players' union today, amid fears that those contract things they have aren't going to be very valid if there's no actual business around to pay them.

Today Rangers really did get put into administration, resulting in a ten point dock in the SPL and causing lots of people to scream in terror, flailing their arms around a football pitch while terrified that they might not be able to afford anymore gold teeth this year.  Ibrox owner Craig Whyte turned up at the club's training ground to address staff and players as to what level of doom they currently occupy, with the 'Doomed Scale' reading an impressive 'We Are Probably'.  This doom scale is of course not to be confused with the game Doom, even though I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the inside of Ibrox probably looks like.