Because Jesus was listening to me, or God, or whatever it is you crazy Christians believe in, Rangers are on the verge of collapse thanks to being very poor. Yeh. Administration.
I'm not sure if it's like a legal contract I've effectively made and therefore I have to give up Christmas presents for the next ten years but I guess it's worth it. Rangers owe £49million in unpaid tax - a statistic that makes me laugh when I just think about it - and are pretty much "fucked". I don't think the entire SPL is worth anything even close to £49million and there's no chance anyone in the world is stupid enough to donate that much money to something that isn't going to a) make you some money back eventually or b) is going towards funding evil.
To put into perspective how massively awful Scottish football is right now, Rangers would be docked 10 points if they do go into administration, which would leave them 14 points behind Celtic in the league but still NINE POINTS AHEAD of Motherwell, who are third. Amazing.
I don't know what to do with myself right now. It's like all these years I've been searching for... just something... and now everything is OK. Everything's going to be OK isn't it guys? This is really happening, right?