Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Our friend Chris Samba didn't leave for the money

Chris Samba is good friends with FitbaThatba. We hang out all the time, smashing beers and terrorising small towns. Well we did,  until he broke our hearts and moved to Russia.


Samba is yet another player to join the Russian billionaire experiment known as Anzhi Makhachkala. He did not go for the money and if you say he did, he will kill you and eat your parents.

His contract is believed to be about £100,000 a week. That is just enough to cover the cost of Samba's weekly shop. It's believed he eats over 100kg of raw beef in one sitting. Anzhi have signed Eto'o and Roberto Carlos and want to be like Manchester City but with more snow and racism.

Losing your best defender is usually a bad thing but not if your name is Steve Kean. He reckons that this is the best thing for the club, as Samba was a disruptive influence in the dressing room. The rest of the team love Blackburn, they love him and even after they get relegated, they definitely will not jump ship as soon as another club comes in. I think Steve Kean might be mental and I know mentals. My granny used to piss in our front garden.

I cannot think of how to end this so here is the Chris Samba song. It's probably my favourite.