Monday, 6 February 2012

Neymar scores 100 goals already

Brazilian no-longer-a-teen sensation Neymar scored the 100th goal of his career. He only just turned 20. I'm 25. Balls.

from whoateallthepies
That's Neymar doing his best impression of a stray dog. His team-mates celebrated his 100th goal by turning him into a human cake. Events took a dangerous twist when Ronaldo (the real one) showed up and tried to eat him. Luckily Neymar managed to run away just as Ronaldo's big chompers were ready to lock on.

Neymar da Silva Santos JĂșnior turned 20 yesterday. According to reports, he has now notched up 100 goals in only 186 games. Although this is Brazil, Pele claims he has scored about 1,000,000 goals with Romario in second place with 700,000. It's almost guaranteed that Neymar will end up in Spain at Barcelona or Real Madrid. There is no point linking him with a move to an English club. He likes stepovers in the sunshine, not having his leg snapped in the snow in Stoke.

And here is the 100 goals, I think, I've not actually counted.