Monday, 13 February 2012

Mick McCarthy is fired

Mick McCarthy has been fired.  Ha ha ha ha ha aa ah ah ah a hahahhaa ha ah aah

Because Wolves have lost a whole bunch of games recently and are probably going to get relegated, the club have decided to terminate his contract.  This is definitely a great idea because there are lots of managers around that will be able to turn the current Wolves squad into title winning contenders - there's not even any work to do!  Steve Morgan, the chairman, in on a ski-ing holiday and decided to dump McCarthy because of the downwards slope the team seemed to be heading, and the chief executive offered this statement:
"The trend was only going one way and when we lost 5-1 at home to West Brom we had to act,"
"This has been a decision we've taken with a heavy heart but we have to act in the best interests of the club,"
"We've had brilliant times with Mick McCarthy and it is sad it has come to an end. But I'm sure it won't be long before he's back in management.
Ahh well.  The only thing Mick McCarthy seems to be good at is getting teams promoted from the championship.  That's it.  Other than that the only other thing I can think he'd be qualified for is being the doorman at a haunted house.