Saturday, 4 February 2012

Martin Jol thinks Zamora is a cock

Martin Jol is absolutely delighted to be rid of Bobby Zamora, and has told reporters as such following the striker's move to QPR.


The England striker (I know) is believed to have fallen out with Jol during training sessions, probably because he sounds like an actual cartoon Dutch person.  It's hard to take instructions from someone that looks like your Grandad's fishing partner, especially when you aren't sure whether they are putting on a pretend voice or not.  Jol said:
"Bobby wanted to move so we had to wait for a good offer and QPR made a good offer.
"If you ask your boss to move, I think he will get the impression you don't want to work for him. That is the only impression I got. He wanted to move. It was only a matter of making a decision of whether to keep him or let him go."
Fair play to Zamora, because he held out for a £90,000 a week contract and he got it.  I've heard he met the QPR negotiators who were driving a hard deal, but then they went out for a drink or two, dropped a couple of pills and danced all night long before heading back to their hotel room to 'negotiate' some more.  Then because Zamora was pretending the whole time and actually drinking water, he took off the now unconscious guy's clothes and posed for various sexual pictures while someone else took a photo, thumbs up.  The perfect black male.  Wait I mean blackmail.  I'm glad I can talk to you guys about this stuff.