Friday, 17 February 2012

Man from Aberdeen Threatens Celtic Staff, Gets Arrested

A 21-year old keyboard warrior from Aberdeen has been arrested for posting threatening and offensive comments on a social networking website. Police have released this photograph.


Strathclyde police raided the accused's property early in the morning for his online comments that were aimed at senior Celtic officials. Catching the man completely off guard, he didn't even have time to close his numerous tabs of porn he had streaming at the time. I don't know exactly what was said but we can all guess and I won't be lowering myself to the level of the vermin who spout sectarian nonsense online.

Not so long ago, we could all say whatever the hell we wanted online without fear of any repercussions. Sadly those days are over. If you dare to post anything these days that can be construed as a hate crime, then expect to have a knock at your door within 24 hours. It could be a Jehovah's Witness but most likely it will be a hyped up policeman, ready to take out all those years of being bullied at school on your face.

I'm just joking of course. People who spout hatred online are fucking morons. If you hate anyone for the colour of their skin or their religious views then please get off my website. However if you hate John Terry because he's a cock, then by all means keep reading. We should probably be best friends. Can I borrow a tenner?