Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Louis Saha likes prostitutes

New Spurs recruit Louis Saha has spoken of the pressures of banging random sluts whilst a footballer, and how these have led to 'some' professional players to hang out with escorts instead.

While promoting his new autobiography, the striker told a French newspaper:
"Let's be honest: women are the greatest temptation. For a young player, it's an achilles heel.
"They can quickly be taken in, seduced by the girl who will cash in with a kiss-and-tell to the newspapers.
"So it's hard to know who to trust and you become paranoid where women are concerned. Some players therefore prefer to use escorts."
Most guys over the age of 25 have probably realised by now that we all pay for sex in one way or another. If it's not drinking cocktails that we don't really want, eating food that costs too much, paying for taxis here, there and everywhere, or even flying to other countries in order to lock down some sexy time - you're paying for it.  What I'm trying to say is that your girlfriend is a prostitute.  Be careful how you tell her the news though, because it turns out they don't like being called that.  The truth hurts, I guess.  Also don't tell her to keep the change after you've done it because that also doesn't go down well.  Unlike a prostitute!  Zing!  No, I'm kidding.  They're all riddled with disease.